Morre piya
Writer preet~part 6~
Harsh bike ke piche baith jaata hai anagth:- kitna majja aa raha hain naa mai tum aur je thandi thandi hawa
Harsh:-haan lekin shaam ke wakht bike pe jo majja aata hai woh alag he hota hai
Anagth:-acha toh phir kisi din shaam ko he le chalte hain apko
Harsh:-haan aur bakki kaam kon karega bus yahin kaam hai office nahi dekhna apna
Anagth:-oh office dekhne ki baat hai mai uski photo kheech ke naa apni bike pe lgga leta hoon phir dekhna tum bhi mere saath
Lo aa gya tumhara clg itni jaldi kyu aa gya
Harsh:-kyuki clg mere ghar se 20 minute ki doori pe he hai iss liye
Harsh dekhta hai samne uske baaki ke sab dost bhi khade hote hain
Harsh:-rokk dijiye yahin woh samne mere dost khade hain
Anagth bike rokk deta hai
Harsh:-bye
Anagth:-kuch bhool nahi rahe ho
Harsh:-kya
Anagth:-mujhe nhi pta acha mai chalta hoon
Harsh halki hassi haste huye Anagth ko gale lgata hai "ab thik hai "
Anagth:-pta bhi tha phir bhi pareshan kar rhe the koi nahi dekh lunga tumhe bye ab
Angath chaal jaata hai harsh jaake apne Dotson ke paas khada ho jaata hai
"Je kon tha"
Sameer harsh ka bachpan ka dost bachpan se he dono saath padhe the
Harsh:-dost hai
Sameer:-pehle toh kabhi nhi dekha naya dost bana hai
Harsh:-haan
"Idhar chali mai udhar chali"
Sameer:-lo aa gayi pagal
"Kya kaha tumne "
Sameer:-i mean payal
Payal:-lagta hai tum jante nahi meri ek ek saans pe sab marte hain
Harsh:-jab ek ek hafta brush nahi karoge toh yahin hal hoga
Payal:-you bluddy
Harsh:-arre niya mam good morning
Payal:-kya niya mam kahan hai
Payal piche dekhne lagti hai
Harsh:-sameer, suraj riya bhaggo
Chaaro claas ki tarf bhaag jaata hain
Toh je thi payal waise toh har school college mai aisha bache hota he hain jo syllabus aur claas dono se he bahar ho aur payal unme se he ek thi padhayi ke naam pe toh shyd usse study ka s bhi naa aata ho saara din clg mai bus ghumna aur dusroon ko pareshan karna bus yahin kaam tha uska waise aur bhi ek kaam tha uska ladko pe doore dalna !!!!!
Harsh:-aj toh bal bal bache uss dayan se piche pad jaati toh chutti takk jeena haram kar deti
Sameer:-pange lene mai kamm tu bhi nhi kya jaruart thi bolne ki ek ek hafta brush naa karoge toh yahin hal hoga
Harsh:-haan toh woh jo sabko bolti phir ti hai meri ek ek saans pe log marte hain saans nhi pollution ho gya jo log marte hain
Riya:-rukko abhi mai bhi bakki hoon thoda mujhe bhi bolne do uske baare mai
Sameer:-wahh hum chahne toh uspe ek kitaab likh sakte hain
Harsh:-haan aur kitaab ka naam hoga zahereli sansein !!!!
Sab hasne lagte hain
Riya:-bhootni jaise daant hai uske jab hasti hai toh bacha darr jaaye aur chaar din takk dudh naa mange hum bichare pta nahi kaise jhel rahe hain isse
Harsh:-guyss ab claas mai chale yaa ab uski bichari ki he burayi karni hai
Suraj:-wahhhh abhi takk toh mahasey uspe kitaab likhne ki battien kr rahe the aur kitaab ka naam bhi khud decide kiya ab bicahri bann gyi
Riya:-tujhe bada daya aa rahi hai uss chipkali jaisi shakal wali pe kahin pasand toh nahi aa gyi dekh agar usspe lattu huya naa toh clg ki chatt se tujhe dhakka de dungi
Suraj:-kya bol rahi hai usspe lattu hone se pehle toh mai gale mai lattu pehn loon
"Kya ho raha hai yahan pe tum sab yahan kya kr rhe ho"
Harsh:-good morning niya mam
Niya:-good morning
Bakki sab bhi ek saath bol padte hain
Good morning mam
Niya sabko jawab deti hai
Niya:-tum sab yahan pe kya kr rhe ho tumhe toh iss wakht claas mai hona Chahiye tha poora din ghomte rehte ho aur phir test mai passing marks se jayda ek number nhi laate ho chalo claas mai
Toh je thi niya mam ab baat yahan clg ki ho rahi hai toh har clg mai khadoos teacher toh hota he hai jiska chamsa huemsha nakk par aur gussa satwe asmaan pe rehta hai niya mam unme se he ek thi jiski nazar humesha har bache pe rehti thi
Sameer:-subha subha he 2 dayano ka chehra dekh liye pta nahi poora din kaisa jayega ab
Riya:-sahi kaha yaar din ki shuruwat he itni kharab huyi ki ab lgta hai poora din he khrb jayega
Harsh:-ab tum log aishi battien bolna band karoge khud ka din khud he kharab krke baith jaoge chalo baitho ab apne apne desk pe
Harsh aur Riya ek saath baithne jaate hain
Sameer:-riya harsh ke saath mujhe baithne de
Suraj:-kyu mujhe kante lagge hain jo mere saath nahi baith sakta
Riya:-baith ja uske saath mujhe waise bhi accountancy mai harsh ki help chahiye thi
Suraj:-mujhe bhi chahiye isse liye bol raha hoon naa pls
Riya:-nahi tu baad mai puch lena isse abhi mai yahan se nahi hilne wali
Harsh:-guys guys jhagda kyu kar rhe ho desk paas paas he toh hai puch lena jo puchna hoga
Riya:-ab tu bhi matt bolna mujhe uthne ke liye mai nahi uthne wali
Harsh:-acha thik hai matt utho lo sirr aa gaye
"Good morning "sirŕrr
"""""Good morning """
Toh je the pathak sirrr jo unn teacher mai se hai jo chahe barrr he kyu naa aa jaaye chahe tufaan aa jaaye yaa juwala mukhi fatt jaaye claas lagegi toh mtlb lagegi he waise hal he mai inhone sunday ko bhi claas lgane ke liye principal ke office mai application di thi " this is really to much"
Addhe se jayda bache toh padhne nahi inki comedy dekhne he aate hain Toh kya ap bhi inki comedy dekhna chahte hain Toh chaliye claas shuru karte hain
Pathak:-mai attendance lgane lgga hoon jiska reh gya mai dubara nhi bolunga
Roll no.1 :-present
2:-absent
Pathak:-kya isse kya huya
Claas ka ladka
"Sirr uski bili ne kal do chuho ki hatya kardi hai ussi ke mamle mai police aayi hain unke ghar unka poora ghar seal hai isse wajah se woh aj college nhi aa paaya
Poori claas hasne lagti hai
Pathak:-kon tha je kon tha kisne bola je abhi khade ho jao aur claas se daffa ho jao haath khada karo kisne bola je
Piche jitne bhi ladke baithe the sab haath khada kar lete hain
Sir mene kaha tha tabhi dusra ladka bolta hai sirr mene kaha tha iss tarh ek ke baad ek bolta hai
Pathak:-shut up sit sit koi nahi jayega mai he jaa raha hoon cancel aj ki claas cancel aur kal tum sabka test yahin punishment hai poori claas ki
Itna keh ke sirr chale jaate hain
Sameer:-lo shill gaye humare toh bola pta nahi kisne aur saza poori claas ko
Sab sirr pakad kar baith jaate hain
IN EVENING
College se chutti ho jaati hai harsh aur uske baaki dost college se bahar aa rahe the
Riya:-mujhe kuch nahi aata kal ke test ka harsh pls kuch kar naa help kr diyo kal ke test mai
Sameer:-arre yaar pathak sirr ko kal takk bhool bhi jayega ki unhone koi test diya hai jis insaan ko je yaad nahi rehta usne kal raat ko kya khaya usse aj subha ka test kya yaad rahega
Suraj:-sahi keh reha waise sameer
Harsh:-guys phir bhi risk lena thik nhi hume apni tarf se tayari karni he chahiye naa
Sameer:-toh tu krwade humari tayari aa jaaye shaam ko tere ghar
Harsh:-agar tum ghar aaoge naa toh mai bhi nahi padh paunga chup chaap sab apna apna he padhna
Riya:-maan jaa naa waise bhi akele padhne mai he neend aa jaati hai saath mai padhenge sab toh acha bhi lagega koi problem hogi toh sab milke sort out kar lenge
Harsh:-this is not fair sameer puppy eyes se matt dekho mujhe puppy eye's kaam nhi karegi
Tabhi horn ki aawaz aati hai harsh dekhta hai toh samne anagth khada hota hai
Harsh:-acha guys mai chalta hoon bye
"Bye"
Angath:-kaisa raha aaj ka din
Harsh:-kya btaun aj kya kya huya
Anagth:-jaldi bike pe baitho raste mai btana kya kya huya
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Anagth:-kya tumne usse sidha bol diya aisha hahahahahaha😂😂😂😂
Tum bhi naa brush nahi krti
Harsh:-sabko yahin bolti phir rahi thi aur kya karta mai
Anagth:-tumhare college mai toh entertainment ke liye bhi kafhi cheeze hain
Sunset ho raha hota hai ek sunsaan si jagah aati hai samne lake Hota hai aur ek tarf chairs laggi huyi thi
Angath uss tarf dekh bike rokk leta hai
Harsh:-kya huya
Anagth:-woh samne dekho
Harsh:-wooow kitna khoobsurat hai
Anagth:-aao chale kuch time dekhte hain
Dono bike wahin rokk ke dekhne chale jaate hain aur sunset ko dekhne lagte hain
Harsh:-kitna acha lgg raha hai Dalta suraj
Angath:-ek cheez ki kammi hai bus
Harsh:-kis ki
Anagth harsh ka haath pakd ke usse dance karne ke liye kehta hai
Harsh:-abhi koi wahan se guzra aur dekh ke kya bolega
Angath:-dekh ke bolega ki jisne red shirt pehni hai woh kitna romantic hain lekin orange shirt wala bilkul nhi hai gaana takk nhi gaa raha dance karte huye
Harsh muskurate huye:-acha batyie konsa gaana lagaoon
Angath:-tum gaao mera favorite wala kajra mohobatt wala ankhiyoon mai aisha dala
कजरा मुहब्बत वाला
अँखियों में ऐसा डाला
कजरे ने ले ली मेरी जान
हाय रे मैं तेरे क़ुरबान
दुनिया है मेरे पीछे
लेकिन मैं तेरे पीछे
अपना बना ले मेरी जान
हाय रे मैं तेरे क़ुरबान
कजरा मुहब्बत वाला
अँखियों में ऐसा डाला
कजरे ने ले ली मेरी जान
हाय रे मैं तेरे क़ुरबान
आई हो कहाँ से गोरी
आँखों में प्यार ले के
आई हो कहाँ से गोरी
आँखों में प्यार ले के
चढ़ती जवानी की ये
पहली बहार ले के
दिल्ली शहर का सारा
मीना बाज़ार ले के
दिल्ली शहर का सारा
मीना बाज़ार ले के
Harsh:-ab bus ghar chalte hain bhut wakht hogya hai
Anagth:-haan chalo
To be continued
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